Ho ho ho!

Welcome to Santa's new website, Adrienne! Over here on the north pole, internet is pretty slow -- we just get dial-up. Doesn't matter, I only check my e-mail once a year!

I designed this website myself using Netscape back in 1994. Still pretty good!

This is the main page -- if you're looking for who your secret santa is, just click the link in your e-mail!