Ho ho ho!

Welcome to Santa's new website! Over here on the north pole, internet is pretty slow -- we just get dial-up. Doesn't matter, I only check my e-mail once a year!

I designed this website myself using Netscape back in 1994. Still pretty good!

I took a look at my naughty/nice list -- and you're all on it! Adrienne, your Secret Santa is: LOUISE!